Date: August 20th, 2013
It was a foggy morning. Melissa had only had 1 cup of coffee so far. She walked into the Lodge. Something was different. Something was wrong. She gasped as she saw the scene of the crime. Laying on the floor of the store was the victim of a gruesome dude ranch prank. The authorities were called. An investigation took place. Suspects stepped up and claimed responsibility. A trial may or may not have happened. Possibly justice was served. Or not.
You never know what you’ll run into on your dude ranch vacation here in the Wild West. But, we can put your worries to rest to let you know that we have taken care of the victim of the crime and have the marmots and the dogs on high alert to keep an eye out for further shenanigans.
Phew. We can all sleep better at night now. But, never let your eyes off of mischievous guests. You don’t know where they may turn next.